Snoods are offically banned. It’s a sad day for all the avid snood-ers out there but we do have until the end of the season to wear the hell out of these snoods. So wear the fuck out of those snoods while you can people!
FIFA President Sepp Blatter said Saturday that the so-called “snoods” are “dangerous—it can be like to hang somebody.”
They became popular in the Premier League this season, with Tevez at Manchester City and Nasri at Arsenal among the wearers.
After the International Football Association Board meeting at Celtic Manor in Wales, Blatter stressed that “there was not even a discussion because this is not part of the uniform.”
The ban takes effect immediately.
Well, where do we go from here? *Scratches head*