Category Archives: Feckin Eejit

Balotelli Throws Darts At Youth Team Players

Mario Loves Trouble

Mario Balotelli LOVES attention. Absolutely craves it. And so, when he became bored over the weekend having missed out on a place in the Italy squad he took it upon himself to create a new ‘activity’ at Manchester City as he decided why the hell not against throwing a few darts at fellow City youth players.

The Independent reported yesterday that Balotelli had thrown ‘at least one dart’ and the matter is sure to interest City boss Roberto Mancini as he was away when the incident took place:

City are yet to establish a full understanding of why Balotelli threw the dart and will give him the chance to offer an explanation before deciding what action to take. Manager Roberto Mancini will also need to be brought up to speed with the incident, as he has been away from the club. He will seek an explanation from the 20-year-old striker before discussing the incident with senior executives at the club.

Mercifully, nobody was hurt during the incident, which may have spared Balotelli from substantial disciplinary action which would leave his City future looking in even more serious doubt.

The club appear to view the incident as a foolish prank.

It’s only a matter of time ’till Roberto shows Mario the door. I’ll give it the Summer, tops.


Stephen Ireland and Leon Best Apologise For Hitting The Town And Flashing Their Ripped Abbs

Leon Best, Stephen Ireland and Stephen Folan flash their assets

Looks like Stephen Ireland’s in the news again, as is teammate Leon Best and reserve player Stephen Folan. The trio hit the town on Friday night and made the stupid mistake of posing for a photograph at the Tup Tup Palace nightclub in Newcastle.

Their antics have landed them in hot water with gaffer Alan Pardrew who when put to the question about his players hitting up Tup Tup, he simply said that:

“That is a situation I have to look at on Monday morning. It is news to me.“It is not an ideal situation when you have a game on Saturday, even though they are injured. I will look at that.”

The image of Best, Ireland and Folan had surfaced on the web via Tup Tup Palace’s official Facebook page and tonight Ireland and Best issued an apology for their actions through the clubs official website which read:

“Although we had both been ruled out of the game at Stoke and didn’t travel with the team, we realise that going out to a bar was inappropriate ahead of Saturday’s game and we fully regret doing so.“We were asked to have our photograph taken and we removed our shirts as a tongue-in-cheek joke between friends, but of course the resulting coverage in the press suggests a far different night out.

“Whilst our actions were wrong, neither of us had consumed alcohol and we were out for only a very short period of time.

“However, with the team having an important game at Stoke the following day, we should never have put ourselves or the club in that position.”

As I always say; ‘If you’ve got it, flaunt it’.

Mario ‘Bibo-telli’ Finds Himself In A Spot Of Bother

Mario gets in a strop because he can’t work the bib. It happens to us all at some stage in our lives, doesn’t it? Oh..

Portuguese Player Steals Referee’s Red Card

Its late, I know, but let’s carry on. Here’s the story:

Chile and Portugal were contesting at the u-20’s world cup for a coveted place in the Quarter-finals. Chile were leading thanks to a goal from Arturo Vidal when in the 89th minute frustration got the better of two Portuguese players. A foul had occurred midway inside Chile’s half and Portuguese defender Mano came to sort it out. Unfortunately, he wasn’t trying to be the peacemaker and ran over, appearing out of nowhere, and shoved Chile’s Christian Sepulveda to the ground. The referee immediately took action and whipped out a red card, much to the dissatisfaction of the Portuguese. As Subkhiddin Mohd Salleh had started to raise his red card Portugal’s Zequinha felt compelled to take it away from him. Much to his dissatisfaction he received his marching orders almost instantaneously after Mano’s. Quite stupid behaviour if you ask me.


Emanuele Giaccherini’s Glaring Miss(es) vs Juventus

I’m baffled as to how he missed this. Well and truly baffled.